About Us

Welcome to our weird corner of the internet.

The Teeze started with a simple observation: Most t-shirts are boring. They’re either walking adverts, stolen memes, or printed on cheap fabric that loses its shape after one wash.

We wanted to fix that.

Our Mission: Gear up the Geeks, Freaks, and Obsessives.

We are a UK-based independent design project dedicated to the sub-cultures we love. Whether it’s retro-gaming, folklore, vintage sci-fi, or the dark arts of the coffee shop, we create designs that act as a secret handshake for your tribe.

The "Made-to-Order" Difference

We believe in quality over quantity. That’s why we partner with premium UK printers (real humans in Blackburn, not robots) to print our designs on high-quality, ethically sourced cotton.

• No Mass Production: We only print what you buy.
• No Sweatshops: Our supply chain is transparent and ethical.
• No B.S.: If we wouldn't wear it, we won't sell it.

Who runs this?

The Teeze is run by a solo founder and design nerd here in the UK. When you send an email, you aren't talking to a chatbot—you're talking to the person who designed the shirt.

Thanks for supporting independent British business.

Got an idea for a design?

Drop us a line at theteezeinfo@gmail.com. We’re always looking for the next obsession.