When Satan Ate Seitan T-Shirt – Vintage Heavy Metal Vegan

The heaviest protein source in the underworld.

Forget the stairway to heaven. We’re taking the highway to a high-protein meat substitute.

"When Satan Ate Seitan" is the greatest 80s thrash metal album that never existed. This design features a glorious, distressed vintage-style illustration of the Dark Lord himself enjoying a skewer of wheat gluten, rendered in the classic "Satanic Panic" art style of 1986.

It’s the perfect tee for vegans with a sense of humour, metalheads who love a pun, and anyone who knows that seitan is actually pretty metal.

The Liner Notes:

• The Art: A gritty, distressed print that mimics the worn-out look of a tour shirt you bought in a parking lot 30 years ago.
• The Fabric: 100% Organic Ring-Spun Cotton. Soft enough for a mosh pit, durable enough for the washing machine.
• The Fit: Standard Unisex Retail Fit. (Size up for that oversized "band merch" look).

Warning: May contain devilish riffs, and gluten.