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  • Model in a rural landscape wearing a cream-colored 'The Cotswolds' t-shirt. The graphic features a black metal-style logo with a ram skull and brambles in a gritty, woodcut zine aesthetic.
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The Cotswolds: Natural Brutality T-Shirt | Black Metal & Folk Horror

The Cotswolds: Natural Brutality T-Shirt | Black Metal & Folk Horror

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Chipping Norton just got a lot heavier.

Forget the overpriced antique shops and thatched tea rooms. We’re celebrating the true darkness of the English countryside. This tee reimagines the UK’s most "polite" Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty as a hardcore black metal logo—proving that even the shires have a dark side.

The Brutal Details:

  • The Art: A high-impact woodcut-style illustration of a ram skull entangled in brambles, paired with illegible, sharp-edged typography typical of the Norwegian black metal scene. The design utilizes gritty, distorted textures to give it an authentic, "photocopied zine" look.
  • The Premium Blank: Printed on a high-quality 100% organic ring-spun cotton tee. It offers a substantial feel and a soft, comfortable fit that lasts longer than a winter in the North Sea.
  • The Fit: Standard unisex retail fit. Mosh Pit Advice: Size up for a baggy, oversized 90s metal-head look.

The Teeze Quality Promise:

  • Designed & Printed in the UK: Support your local scene.
  • Eco-Friendly: 100% Organic materials and sustainable printing.
  • Independent Art: From the shires, for the underground.

Support your local scene... even if it's sheep and silence.

Shirt Specifications

180gsm Heavyweight Canvas:

  • A substantial, structured fit designed for durability.

100% Organic Cotton:

  • GOTS-certified, ring-spun combed cotton for a superior hand-feel.

Structural Details:

  • Features a 1x1 rib at the neck collar and narrow double-needle topstitching for shape retention.

Fit Guidance:

  • Medium-fit unisex silhouette; refer to our "Engineering the Fit" guide for detailed measurements.

Reasons Why The Teeze

  • Made-to-Order: Independently curated and printed in the UK specifically to eliminate textile waste.

  • Ethical Foundations: PETA-Approved Vegan and Fair Wear Foundation certified. OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified.

  • Preservation: To maintain structural integrity, wash at 30°C, hang to dry, and avoid tumble drying.

  • Logistics: Free UK Shipping on all artifacts; sent in 100% plastic-free, recyclable packaging.
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